Vintage..verses chicken

Morning my luverlies.....i hope your all well now im back down from the high off raid and domestos lol!!!!but ache for England in my early or late spring clean...but nearly a fiver better off amazing what you find..i will spend it wisely..funny day yesterday 2 emergency's while on dutie both bad falls ..wish theyd stay of the cooking sherry..lol!! but glad to say both ok bruised and bandaged but back home..thank god there ok...and had one quite funny incident with a broken down trolley..wheels buckled and stuck in a bush she wanted the fire brigade .. tried explaining we couldn't get the burly men out for broken down trolle and from the back of the congregation i heard the *RAC wuld be better lol!!!***but try as i did i couldn't get it trying to ignore the many ideas thrown into this catastrophe but it was tuck fast so ran..er well walked quickly to garage.. found a hammer..legged it back and gave the bush a hard wack and a tug on the char riot full to the brim with *mums gone to Iceland* and hey presto it was released...frozen chicken she cried ..she was really upset at this accident ...and salmonella being her concern..told her it would be ok but they do fret..while cpr was out the question i personally carried it to her house along with six cans of strongbow and a pkt of frozen peas...put said chicken/peas in freezer and beer in fridge *he cant stand warm beer** crikey it wasn't that hot yesterday ..went back to collect trolley and it limped all the way home all of 10 yards...where bless her sweet heart she broke down head in hand about her beloved trolley....so a bit of wd40...hammer and pliers the fore mentioned trolley will live another day.....