Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Pinks

Hello chums hope you have all had a great day a bit on the chilly side brrrrrrr!!! had to find me mittens out...ok gloves..long time past since i woremittens when me mum would tie string to them and thread them through the sleeves of the coat so i coudnt loose them walked around for days all hunched up i did keep protesting the string was way too short hehe anyways heres a tilda and shes such a cutie


just satplaying with my pens the picci snt to good a David Bailey i will never make but i do try she looks very delicate in real life bought some paper called 5th avenue on the vintage side i made the flowers by gluing them all to the pin with some silver twigs i used in a bridal bouquet i bought the pretty ovals of ebay as i havent any big circles .well of to the land of nod...thanks for visiting me if you like to leave a message it would surely make my day brighter sassy hugs xxx



Monday, 30 January 2012

all in blues

Evening hunnies been a busy girl today at work and it was freezing doing my rounds and no i ant a milkman lol!!!!but sat tonite and finished a card not very great im afraid my mojo has been all used up...its yet another saturated canary i just love these cuties i used some new promarkers flex and i really like the brush nib although still not as soft as copics but they are easy to work with and the colours are subtle nice and easy for the worst blender in the world of craft heh...i hope you all had a fab weekend it goes to quick my other half took me for a meal on Sat wow!!!!!..was a bit worried why..as its been years since we dinned out just the to of use thought he was gonna ask me to marry him or finish with me what a complex i have eh as i thought it would be the later all he said was *shut up woman and eat yer lunch* what a great day makes a nice change anyway times slipping by i have a mountain of ironing to get through..if you pop in its good to see you ...and thanks for your support sassy hugs to you allxxxxxxxxxxx








Friday, 27 January 2012

How to give a pill to a cat just a giggle soo funny

How to give a cat a pill.
1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left ......Arm and repeat process.
3. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
4. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws, ignore growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
5. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
6. Wrap cat in a large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cat's head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of a drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.
7. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink a beer to take away the taste. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from the carpet with soap and water.
8. Tie the little angel’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of the dining table. Find heavy pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertical and pour 2 pints of water down cat's throat to wash down pill.
9. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the A&E, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill from your eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order a new table.
10. Arrange for RSPCA to collect the mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see whether they have any hamsters








Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Very quick New Home card

Evening or moring tomy fellow crafters the world wide..tonite i made this card for new resis who  moved in today so its a quickie card its again a easel card love doing these and think im improving...but no colouring involved as its from a  download kit i have had for absoloute yonks but  i loved the pastel colours and those soooocute birdies nesting covered my card  in Papermania blue pad  cut out butterfy ,,broken punch which i mended...anti clever hehe added a bit of lace.with birdies resting on top kept it plain and simple..hope they like it need now to make the box..gittered and of course flower fromnwild orchad did i tell you i love it there..andd topped of with a sassy bow..in taffeta the inside again used the birds and added sentiment..hope you like this quick and simple card..sis will remember these we loved them back in our DC days..thanks for all the lovely comments and yep catching up on sleep sleeep sleeeeep!!!  at last so popping off with enough sasy hugs for each and every one of you fabulous people who make everything perfect in my blog land and beyond  xxx

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

And Another easel card love em


Hello me dearest bloggers...well still awake fromlast night no sleepy head   whatsoever not even a cat nap..feeling ok but ask me about 9 tonite...this is another one i started colouring in this morning at silly o'clock and although its meant to be pink tones its gone deeper brown so went with the flow so its browns..of course a saturated canary which i love loads and its called susie ??? cant hink now the end bit lol!!  coloured with promarkers lace fromstash of ebay..flowers from wild orchad ..pins of ebay ribbon had it yonk's corners wild orchads now theres a surprise.and a little embellie i coloured the pearl with promarkers so it matches.......well a pretty hard day with my resis you know normal stuff like bowels pee pee..not more pills..and did you here about you know who..well no but please do tell yawn yawn heard it fifty times last week oh bless... and  of course not forgetting Mr arthritis playing up..but i can sympathise as im catching them up..so a nice day AND just popped to town to fetch my new specs ooooo they everso much better so hopefully not many spelling errors now i can see my keyboard better.mmmmm!!! so thats where all my glitter went..hope to make another card tonite i bought a new image and havent a clue what its called either im a right numpty brain..well cheers me darlinks for popping in to have a peek..ooo!!!! do you like my LACE!!!! gosh it is so lush i knew there was a reason i bought 10 meters lol..but i actually had a order to do and in the end the colour wasnt right but glad i kept it it goes nice with me card.. if you feel like leaving me a ickle bitsy message  id be chuffed...as i do like to hear what you think..but be kind remember im old and very poor..do the opticians never stop adding extras needed a bloomin mortage..i  kept telling them to woah!!!.but done and dusted and i can see clearly now ..feel a song coming on good job you lot cant hear me.....tra tra laalalla.sassy hugs to you all xx








Baby Easel

gOOD grief its silly o'clock and i cant sleep so just finished my 2nd easel card think she need lifting up though used copic no Gooo i bought a little set to try a while back and oh!!! i would love to own the full set but im soooo pooor!!!!hehe they are great and love the nibs... so better get on church steps or saving up..i coloured using some promarkers also ..wilst im on the subject of copics which set is best i have the caio..i wish i could get my blending better but not only am i poor im old too...anticipating my new glasses now you know why im poor ....they cost a arm and a leg but i need them as these glasses at the mo arnt too grand my eyes have become worse since my last eye test so hopefully when i can see better.. things may improve im just grateful i can see..been hovering around blog land and have seen some smashers.. belters.. and downright flippin fandabadozy ones my word what a clever bunch you are..brilliant work and have left comments when Mr blogger lets me..well off for a coffee its now 5-49 been up a hr so at least i wont be late for work.. i darnt go for a lie down now as if idrop off it will be 2-00pm before i rise and i finish then lol!!! have a wonderful day whatever your up too.sassy hugs xx thanks for popping in does my makes my day or night or inbetween xx
Sorry not he best picci and she is lighter in real life and my picci dosnt lmake the most of her shes quite a cutie


Monday, 23 January 2012

Another picci

Sorry i think blogger didnt like the first card i uploaded..... so heres the one it should have been.love and sassy hugs have a great day ..xx


Saturated Canary Baby

hello dear bloggers hope you all had a good weekend..dosnt it go fast though but had a play at my very first Eisal card..yeah!!! hadnt a clue how but fathomed it out with the help of you tube lol!!!!! and here she is adorable Saturated Canary baby....and in pink she was a joy to make and on my card used promarkers not the pink i wanted but its ok..ive done the inside a little too with a bib...flow


ers pins all from my fav place wild orchid..lace ribbon from stash added a doiley off ebay..anyway i hope you like her still practiding my blending and its the hair i struggle with..but then i struggle with my own hair hehe thanks for popping in please leave a message if you can t warms my heart..sassy hugs xxx







Saturday, 21 January 2012

Garden Party

Afternoon ladies and gents...well ive gone green been up early again and had another playtime i ordered the wrong colour flowers what a nit and as im not a green fan i just had to use a few of the green cherry blossom flowers .. papers are from dovecraft (actually christmas paper) flowers pins from wild orchards,,deep green ribbon from hobbycraft..and the lace to a super buy from wild orchards .. also the corners love wild orchads added a tiny acetate butterfly..not too hot on the blending im trying to improve (((..note to self improve improve..))) thanks for popping in as it means such allot sassy hugs xx


hope your all haveing a good day and the weather is being kind its dry here at the mo but strong gusty wind..the weather that is not me lol!!! as if...


Friday, 20 January 2012

Gothica in pastels

Well thanks be its Friday!!!!yeah,,had a upsetting extremly rough ride this week at work..and it was rough i havent slept properly since last sat and its continued all week so this Gothica from saturated canary and she got the works i was up all night and all night i mean all night anyway enough of ***that was the week that was****.... my card.. gothica she is so cute added paper from fancy pants designs i think..flowers..pin and lush satin ribbon from wild orchards (i love it there) added Aurelius Borealis bicone beads to swirls still finding bits of glue lol!! and a smigen of lace..a bit messy my eyes are waiting for new specs and coloured with my polycromos...my blending isnt perfect and a bit rough but hey ho not to worry as shes mine i made her i acually for me i do quie like her..thanks me darlinks for popping in please leave a comment so i know youve called it really is so appreciated sassy hugs to you all have a brill week end...and im ready for bed..sooo tired xxxxxx







Thursday, 19 January 2012

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Lialc

Cor blimey been cold here today out and about at work..i snapped a couple of dogs of lamposts hehe....my card is lilacs a change from pinks dont care for it much and just found my vintage ..so gonna have amother play later on..that ruddy black cloud is still following me around though cant seem to get in a fair mood so hope noone treads on my toes today or else.grrrr fighting talk think a trip to the docs is called for these daily injections are making my tummy sore know ...and although i have a big tummy im running out of room for the needle...roll on 6 o clock when another one is due...hope your all fit and well and enjoying your week thanks for stopping by sassy hugs to you all






Monday, 16 January 2012

Pink and Blue


hello fellow blogging buddies another card made this time coloured with polycromos and a slight improvement on blending papers from er!!! forgot but a saturated canary image ant she cute lovin Kirsta smiths work just adorable but feel a vintage moment coming on(( feeling very vintage myself lately) havent done a vintage in ages although im nto getting vibes..of any sort lately depression at its lowest im either sitting on this black cloud or its clouding my visison or just in the darned way i go shoooooo biut it keeps coming back.. but thats a bit too long and drawn out so wont go there youd all loose the will to live if i explain so wont bother lol!!! just hope your all having the best time love and thanks as always xxxx









Sunday, 15 January 2012

Sunday, 8 January 2012

another rubbish attempt lol

Hia well thanks to all those who visited me and my new cards which took some doing and cant believe its been so long since i made a creation of sorts the daily grind is so consumming and hubbies shifts have changed so find little or no time for playing plus my health has been upand down like a yo yo im still on daily injections but hope fingers crossed i will be off them end of January have to see what the consultant says and i hope he says yes..i really am sick of injecting myself everyday how on earth do diabetics cope i have tummy like a pin cushion and black as anything but all keeping me here on planet earth so i have to be good and do what they say..my card is rather different for me ive gone all punkie in my older years...colours were a callenge to match but hey ho had a go.....but deffo must practise more i hope your all having a gr8 weekend just off to cook tea..scrummy jkt spuds and a leek onin pie a few pees on the side me thinks...mmm hungery now ..thanks for popping in love xxx










Saturday, 7 January 2012

Well hello there everyione

well hello everyone and a Happy New Year a bit late but better than never...well as my health has been up and down all year i have given crafting the heavho!!! just had no inspiration whatsoever....but had a look through loads of blogs veruy recently and mailing me sis


and suddenly i felt the urge...so without further ado heres my two new ones both not good but im a little rusty round the edges but any comments may just lift me from the gutter i find myself in hahaha appreciate your calling and it is very much appreciated